R. D. Hicks Quotes

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

What are you reading for?

Heaven can wait, but I cannot. I cannot take for granted that time is on my side.

Never face reality unless your reality is just the way you want it to be.

Like the air you breathe, abundance in all things is available to you. Your life will simply be as good as you allow it to be.

Everything you want is coming. Relax and let the universe pick the timing and the way.

If you believe that something is good, and you do it, it benefits you. If you believe that something is bad, and you do it, it is a very detrimental experience.

Today, no matter where I am going, no matter what I am doing, it is my dominant intent to be good to me.

You are the only one who creates in your experience - no one else. Everything that comes to you comes by the power of your thought.

I was not born to get stuff done. I was born to dream it and then move towards it.

Whatever you're thinking about is literally like planning a future event. When you're worrying, you are planning. When you are appreciating, you are planning...What are you planning?

There is never a crowd on the leading edge.

Finding lack in others is not the path to liking what you see in yourself.

I care how I feel and it is my desire to feel good.

You are the vibrational writers of the script of your life, and everyone else in the Universe is playing the part that you have assigned to them.

Be deeply satisfied and ready for more.

When you say "Yes" to something, you include something you do want in your experience. When you say "No" to something, you include something you don't want in your experience.

I'm more and more in control of my own vibration.

The one wholly true thought one can hold about the past is that it is not here. To think about it at all is therefore to think about illusions.

The moment you say, or , the skies will open for you and the non- physical energies begin instantly to orchestrate the manifestation of your desire.

Tell everyone you know: “My happiness depends on me, so you're off the hook.

Give them a conscious understanding of how powerful and important and valuable and perfect they are.

In all that you are living... As the problem flickers, the solution flickers too.

Every person with whom you interact is a part of the person you are becoming. Not a single interaction with a single person is left out of the process of your becoming.

I no longer hold you responsible for how I feel.

You can't take sides against anything. If you would just be one who is for things, you would live happily ever after. If you could just leave the "against" part out.

The child is thinking and receiving vibrational thought from you on the day that he enters your environment. That is the reason that beliefs are transmitted so easily from parent to child.

Most people think that intelligence is about brain, where really it's about focus. Genius is just attention to a subject until it becomes specific, specific, specific.

Your hands are tied in action, but your hands are not tied in imagination and everything springs forth from the imagination. Everything.

Because of the Law of Attraction, each of you is like a powerful magnet, attracting unto you more of the way that you feel at any point in time.

Man in his effort to pray and receive guidance actually enhances his separation from who he really is and what he is reaching for. In time, you have all answers to all questions.

Pitching is a priority.

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?