R. D. Hicks Quotes

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

To the Jews only, and not to the Gentiles, was a Saviour promised.

You cannot struggle to joy. Struggle and joy are not on the same channel. You joy your way to joy. You laugh your way to success. It is through your joy that good things come.

Trying to hold onto any relationship as it was, keeps you from the joyous adventure of what it can become.

With the right alignment, everything you want makes its way into your experience. You are the keeper of your own gate.

It's always a good idea to sit at the fun table.

When you feel good, you're allowing good. When you don't feel good, you are not allowing good.

Unconditional love is being connected to Source in spite on the conditions.

You are of no advantage to anyone who has your negative attention.

Children coming forth today have a greater capacity to deal with, the greater variety of information that is coming forth, than you did.

The little ones still remember how to use the power of their imagination. They are still engaged in the utilization of their imagination, that is one of the reasons that keeps them so exhilarated.

If you're not selfish enough to want to feel good, then you can't connect with the energy that is your Source which does always feel good.

Gratitude feels so good because it is the state of mind closest to your natural state in which you were born to live.

Once comics become your life, you have to make decisions on what you spend your time on.

From now on all of my guitar solos will be in morse code.

The soul is a muscle, and it needs to be exercised a little every day. Say a morning prayer just to say something.

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.

We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.

Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

You all saw him - he had a gun.

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

We dont know Gods plan, but we do know were pretty blessed and God expects us to do something with that.

I just think that humans were created to look upward

I don't believe any religion should be exclusive or feel superior in any way, or be judgmental. It should be a quiet, private thing.

There's a oneness to showing yourself to an audience. They feel that. It's healthy. That's what acting is all about.

The image I gravitate towards are spunky women, women who talk back.

At Cornell, my acting teacher said you cannot be religious and be an artist. I sort of got it, because faith is a comfort and art comes from a lot of places, in a lot of people, from the dark chasm.

You are never tempted by a devil without you, but by a devil within you.

People talk about revelation, and say it has ceased; but what ignorance it bespeaks, when man knows not the least thing on earth without revelation.

The best that a parent can be... A demonstrator... A consistent, constant demonstrator of being in your own Vortex.