R. W. Patterson Quotes

Perfect food is born of perfect order.

"I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

The camera points both ways. In expressing the subject you also express yourself.

Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.

You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions.

Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.

I'm more interested in writing about the personal stories of people. Sometimes I don't agree with them.

I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max

I guess I write four or five hours a day, but I do it seven days a week. It's very disciplined, yes, but it's joy for me.

Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.

I have an idea. It’s risky, and Max will kill us when she finds out.” Iggy raised his head. “Sounds like my kind of idea.

Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

Pain fades,” I said slowly. “But being a nutcase seems to stick around. Guess who got the better deal here?” The last thing I remember is Mr. Chu’s face blazing with fury.

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

Yeah,” said Iggy. “But what now? Let’s do something fun.” I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists wasn’t enough fun for him. Kids today are so spoiled.

Angel screeched with fury and despair to the empty walls around her. "I'm human, do you hear me? It hurts!

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

When you have millions of dollars, you have millions of friends.

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'?

Seize what's been handed you. Make smart decisions. Make decisions because life is a temporary situation.

I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge

It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.

There's always be a me and you.

happy all life for ever

I don't smile as much as I should, even though I smile inside a lot.

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.

There's no such thing as a kid who hates reading. There are kids who love reading, and kids who are reading the wrong books.

Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

There's nothing more dangerous than than someone trying to act for the greater good.

A lot of things that people think are risky, I don't think are risky. I don't get all that. I think what was really risky for network television was to let cable television to take the summers.

"Disappear where?" You know what they say: curiosity killed the mutant bird kid. But I couldn't help myself.

Why would you let [the TV audiences] build a habit of going to the cable networks? So I think they've obviously smartened up now, and they're not giving the summer to cable anymore.

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.

Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong.

You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them.

Keep this in mind: there are no coincidences.

Bombs are good. I love bombs."--Iggy

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

I never want to be that guy spouting off my political views. I mean, they're pretty well known, and it certainly comes out.

Fear is not the answer, not ever.

Listen up,” I said urgently. “It’s time to round up your gear. I’m gonna check in with Patrick, and then we’re getting the flock out of here.” Ha-ha.

He gives my hand a tight squeeze, but that desperation, that urgency between us is gone. No insecurities. Max and Fang. Fang and Max. No longer a question. We just are.