R. W. Patterson Quotes

I don't know about the rest of you who have little voices, but something about mine made me feel completely compelled to listen to it.

When I wanted information, it was silent; when I didn't want to hear from it, it got chatty. It was alost as irritating as Fang.

Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?

All genders?' whispered Nudge. 'Aren't there just the two' I shrugged. 'No idea. Maybe they've created others.

Then I found it: the source of the blood, the place where he'd been shot. 'Total?' I said, and I got a slight whimper. 'You have a boo-boo on your tail.

That machine took my money!' I said. 'I must have revenge!

It is my time. The time of maximum ride.

I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much." I know. I thought. I've always known

Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.

Be calm. Be Zen. You are Buddha.

Oz thinks I'm beautiful," she whispered to the stars.

What was premeditated murder if not calculated leverage?

I think sometimes we give people a lot of credit just because they're writing nice sentences even if it isn't adding up to much.

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

I was crazily, deeply, incredibly, joyously, terrifiedly in love.

Gazzy sniffed the air. "That's explosives. It smells like Christmas!" Okay, so we've had somewhat untraditional Christmases. With explosives.

We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.

Plus her mom was so awesome. She was strict about some things—don’t leave your socks lying around—but so not strict about other things, like calling the cops about my bullet wound.

They aren't the brightest crayons in the box -Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)

Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang

You have a memory chip that small implanted in you,” he verified. I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties.

Is it important to be right or is it important to do what's right? That's one of the hardest lessons to learn.

Don’t be afraid.” “I hear voices,” Iggy said. “Be very afraid.

Fang. I had to do some thinking about him. Me. I had some thinking to do about me too.

Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking.

Please, I begged silently, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates.

Six Seconds should be Rick Mofina's breakout thriller. It moves like a tornado.

Reading is not work, not a chore, not a drudgery; reading is the most joyful thing, yet, in the world.

How could you stop loving me?

i like james patterson

Part 3 BACK TO SCHOOL (THE NORMAL KIND)

"Yeah sure, why not?" i said, making a mental note to get a good look at his wings. For all I knew, they were remote-controlled and duct taped to his back.

Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head.”-max

It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!" Iggy sang

Fang! Angel?" i yelled, not even trying for stealth. i was storming the castle, not stealing the jewels.

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer.

fang will be the first to die

Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy.

...Drifting downstream in a row boat doesn't count against your life span.

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.

My, g**, he was as strong as a team of oxen. That would be strong right?

I love the idea of expanding the universe of games to some extent. At one point, they were kind of limited to boys, fanboys and whatever. I like the idea of liberation for games.

Other than my hundreds of arrests I really don't have that much experience with the law. While the majority of people aren't corrupt, there certainly is an awful lot of corruption in this country.

Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.

Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the overwhelming compulsion to take Fang's temperature right then.

To be without love is to be without grace, what matters most in life. We is so much better than I.

I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do.

Life is such a miracle, a series of small miracles.It really is, if you learn how to look at it with the right perspective.

Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!