Rachel Caine Quotes

You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now.

I am sorry my decisions do not meet with your approval, but nevertheless, they are mine, and the consequences are also mine.

You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.

Fire is always ready to burn the hand it warms.

Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit.

No,” Shane said. “I’m not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.” “I’m still not kissing you,” Michael said. “Tease.

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

Why was it the hot mean girls always ran in packs, like hyenas?

Shane it came back to her in a dizzy rush how he'd stopped her on the way into this place, in the faint dawn of light 'i wnt you to promise me one thing. promise me you'll marry me. Not now. Someday.

Hannah: What's your plan? Claire: Go get him Hannah: Honey, that is not a plan. That's what we in the military call an objective.

That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.

The rule of the Morrell family was over, and Richard owned a used-car lot and Monica worked at a nail salon, until one day she got run over by a bus. Very sad.

Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn

I only need to know one thing. Am I going to need the flamethrower?

In any group of people, no matter how hard-assed they might appear, there’s always a geek.

Says the girl dressed up in formal Goth mourning," Shane said. "Seriously, who buys a black lace veil? You keep that on hand for special occasions, like prom and kid's birthdays?

Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass!

Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" -Michel Glass

I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.

I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.

Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.

Shane talking to Claire - "Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out to keep me here. Well, as long as you eventually..." "Shut up" Claire said.

Excuse me? You're a lady?" "I bought a title on the Internet. I own one square inch of Scotland. And you're changing the subject.

Does it give you déjà voodoo how alike the houses are?" "That's déjà vu, and I hate you right now

Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil vampires who’d caged her boyfriend and were preparing to roast him alive.

You were leaving, and you didn't even know if I was okay.

Did that remind anybody else of something?" "Yes," Eve said, tapping her lower lip with a bloodred fingernail. "How much I need to shave her head while she's sleeping.

Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.

Claire signed. "Go ahead. And thanks. Oh, and be careful?" "Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness."

I think I'd fall for you no matter what, Claire. You're kind of awesome.

I'm learning all the time." "Well, you're a scholar.

Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Coke qualified as a disaster.

God, I needed you," he murmured. "I can't even tell you how many times I thought about this. The funny thing is, I don't need you any less now. I think I need you more." ~Shane~

You're just full of awesome; did you know that?

So we do nothing? --Claire We do the best nothing you've ever seen. --Michael

No. --Claire Bullshit! Yes, a world of yes. --Eve

Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve

You want to go play with your new friends back there? The really pale ones with the taste for plasma? --Shane

I think we can all agree. SHINEY.

There is two feet of space between us, and about a mile of separation.

And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and get yourself killed like a Dumbass. First rule in horror movies, Clair-Never split up!

Jealous?" "Maybe." "No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.

Is it arrogance if one is truly superior?

but sometimes optimism is the only drug that works. But it’s sadly temporary in its effects.