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Randy Glasbergen Quotes: "Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times."

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.



Randy Glasbergen Quotes: "Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3"

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3




Randy Glasbergen Quotes: "Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held."

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.



Randy Glasbergen Quotes: "He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his freedom."

He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his freedom.




Randy Glasbergen Quotes: "It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains."

It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains.



Randy Glasbergen Quotes: "Honey, when you say we can't communicate... what exactly do you mean?"

Honey, when you say we can't communicate... what exactly do you mean?