Randy Newman Quotes

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old, Africa is far too hot and Canada's too cold. And South America stole our name, let's drop the big one.

I hate having to wait. I've got the thing done. I just want to see what happens.

There's a million white people better qualified than a black man to be president of America.

Still, it's clear that there are lots of people out there who are uncomfortable [about racism]. The Civil War was a long time ago but there are aspects of it that remain unsettled.

The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke.

It takes a whole lot of medicine for me to pretend I am somebody else.

To get nominated by the Republican Party you've got to be pretty reactionary, really.

Don't forget to bring that little blonde haired girl along. You know the one, love to watch her jump up and down.