Red Quotes
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
The most important thing in coaching is communication. It's not what you say as much as what they absorb.
If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.
I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
The Clan Mothers ran everything and had the last word. I think that's the answer.
I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out.
Take pride in what you do. The kind of pride I'm talking about is not the arrogant puffed-up kind; it's just the whole idea of caring - fiercely caring
They said you have to use your five best players but I found you win with the five who fit together the best.
Everyone is born with a certain potential. You may never achieve your full potential, but how close you come depends on how much you want to pay the price.
There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.
The whites, who are educated and civilized, swindle me, and I am not hard to swindle because I do not know how to read and write.
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection.
If you want to be a Champion, you've got to feel like one, you've got to act like one, you've got to look like one.
Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.
You must understand that when you are writing a novel you are not making anything up. It's all there and you just have to find it.
I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.
Words bounce. Words, if you let them, will do what they want to do and what they have to do.
You don't have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
It was a world of acts, and words had no more influence on acts than the sound of a waterfall has on the flow of the stream.
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.
Writing is easy. Just sit in front of a typewriter, open up a vein and bleed it out drop by drop.
You don't win games as a coach during games. You win games as a coach before games. Players win during games, not coaches
The Great Spirit will not make me suffer because I am ignorant. He will put me in a place where I shall be better off than in this world.
Even if you live forty or fifty years in this world, and then die, you cannot take all your goods with you.
Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!
Many, many times, the kids with the less talent become the better athletes because they're more dedicated to achieving their full potential.
Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
When I was a young man, I was poor. In a war with other nations, I was in eighty-seven fights. There I received my name and was made Chief of my nation. But now I am old and am for peace.
I don't believe in statistics. There are too many factors that can't be measured. You can't measure a ballplayer's heart.