Red Quotes
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.
Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!
Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.
Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!
King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!
Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"
Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!
Winners train, losers complain. Give me twelve players that want to win and they will find a way to win.
When it was dark, you always carried the sun in your hand for me.
Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!
Strategy is something anyone can learn. But not all coaches take the time to understand a man's personality.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
Never fear a job, always respect it, and always leave yourself a hind door to escape. May your hind door always be open.
I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.
The sign of a great player is not how much he scores, but how much he lifts his teammates performance
If you know your ceremonies and culture you'll know where the offense takes place
Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!
Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!
You've got to avoid overcoaching. You've got to avoid talking too much. You've got to avoid showing players that you're the boss every time. You don't have to do that. They know you're in charge.
I sailed on the cold air currents above the rooftops of Paris. I could see the river, the Louvre Museum, the gardens and palaces. And a mouse-yum. Hang on, Carter, I thought. not hunting mice.
Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?
Now it is done. Now the story ends. And there is no way to tell it. The art of fiction is dead. Reality has strangled invention.
I have known writers who paid no damned attention whatever to the rules of grammar and rhetoric and somehow made the language behave for them.
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!
It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.
Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!