Red Quotes
The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!
Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!
Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner!
Strange, how the best moments of our lives we scarcely notice except in looking back.
If you can't go back to your mother's womb, you'd better learn to be a good fighter.
As Christians, we should be the best collaborators in the world. We should be quick to find unlikely allies and subversive friends, like Jesus did.
Son, a man’d brand Is his own special mark That says this is mine, leave it alone. You hire out to a man, Ride for his brand And protect it like it was your own.
The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans. That puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell.
Any sportswriter who thinks the world is no bigger than the outfield fence in not only a bad citizen, but also a lousy sportswriter.
I have a sixth sense, but not the other five. If I wasn't making money, they'd put me away.
I played football the only way I knew. If you have the football and 11 guys are after you - if you're smart - you'll run. It was no big deal.
I can't stand a ballplayer who plays in fear. Anybody who has a good shot has got to take it and keep taking it. So he misses...so what?
I have two college degrees, but the only way I could make a living was by showing kids how to put a ball in a hole.
Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!
Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!
Ninety feet between the bases is the nearest thing to perfection that man has yet achieved.
Retire? I don't know what that word means. As long as a man is able to work and he's productive out there and he feels good - keep at it.
On a good team there are no superstars. There are great players who show they are great players by being able to play with others as a team.
In making friends, she was wary of people who foster dependency and feed on it. She had been involved with a few--the blind attract them, and they are the enemy.
Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.
King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!
Death is no enemy, but the foundation of gratitude, sympathy, and art. Of all life's pleasures, only love owes no debt to death.
...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!
To all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust.
