Red Quotes
Indeed, man has two different beings inside him. What devil thought of that malicious touch?
This, the language of deception, we both understand. We were born to it, along with the curses.
Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made.
But isn't it time for Christians to admit that we should reject bargains if they are gained by the exploitation of the poorest of the poor in developing countries?
Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?
I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course.
No one ever taught me and I can't teach anyone. If you can't explain it, how can you take credit for it.
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
It's no accident that of all the monuments left of the Greco- Roman culture the biggest is the ballpark, the Colosseum, the YankeeStadium of ancient times.
J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!
Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!
The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!
Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank? Never got a dinner!
When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.
Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!
You saw him standing out there, and you knew you had a pretty damn good chance to win the baseball game.
A serious prophet upon predicting a flood should be the first man to climb a tree. This would demonstrate that he was indeed a seer.
The truth is messy. It's raw and uncomfortable. You can't blame people for preferring lies.
I have two college degrees, four honorary doctorate degrees, and am in three Halls of fame, and the only thing I know how to do is teach tall people how to put a ball in the hole.
Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!
Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!
Pope John Paul II's press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!
Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!
Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!
Horror, let's face it, is basically pretty dumb. You're writing about events that are preposterous, and the trick is to dress them up in language so compelling that the reader doesn't care.
In the fairy tales, the poor girl smiles when she becomes a princess. Right now, I don't know if I'll ever smile again.
After moral poisoning, one requires physical remedies and a bottle of champagne.