Rick Riordan Quotes

I remembered the last time Annabeth and I had parted ways, when she'd given me a kiss for luck in Mount St. Helens. This time, all I got was the hat.

Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative.

Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly. "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness." He headed outside and started calling, "Here, donuts!

I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to school for Career Day.

We'll have to work on your bunny phobia later.

his hair was permed and gelled like a New Jersey girl's on homecoming night. Percy Jackson

'Are you guys busy?' Juniper asked. 'Well,' I said, 'we're in the middle of this game against a bunch of monsters and we're trying not to die.' 'We're not busy,' Annabeth said.

It almost made me long for the flying pig. --Percy

You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?

I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera. The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!

You weren't able to talk sense into him?" Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death." I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.

I know you'll do what's best for Annabeth." "How can you be sure?" "Because she'd do the same for you.

For thousands of years, you humans have been throwing in everything as you come across--hopes, dreams, wishes that never came true. Irresponsible waste management, if you ask me.

So few people did good in their lives. It was depressing.

I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher

Red cattle," Annabeth said. "The cattle of the sun." "What?" I [Percy] asked. "They're sacred to Apollo." "Holy cows?

Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.

It was one of those and so they died/the end stories, that made us demigods feels all warm and fuzzy inside.-Percy

i love to read and you should read percy kackson & the olympians the last one the best

I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals (Chapter 2)

I couldn't help thinking about my dream, with Annabeth crumpled and lifeless in Luke's arms. Here I was rescuing baby monsters, but I couldn't save my friend.

I guess it started in London, the night our dad blew up the British museum.

I'd come to respect the bag.

I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that.

A truly great artist has many talents.

Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus.

I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to kneel or buy stamps from him or what.

Bessie?” I looked down at the bull serpent. “But… he’s too cute. He couldn’t destroy the world.” -Percy Jackson

It's like I was connected to the plumping system.

Evil is easy to fight. Lack of wisdom...that is very hard indeed.

Isis and Horus," he said. "I see you've found new bodies.

Now the tattoos," Zia announced. "Brilliant!" I said. "On your tongue," she added. "Excuse me?

Ah, Mastery of the Five Elements!" "Is that the one we want?" I asked. "No, but a good one. How to tame the five essential elements of the universe - earth, air, water, fire, and cheese!" "Cheese?

Nut shrugged. "Set had always been Set, for better or worse. But he is still part of our family. It is difficult to lose any member of your family . . . is it not?

Do you give up?" Shezmu bellowed. "No!" I yelled. "No, we don't give up. We will name you. Just . . . Gosh, you're quite well muscled, arn't you? Do you work out?

Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.

I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland Yard ready to arrest you.

I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either.]

Well," I said. "If you need me, I'll be outside, playing with sharp objects.

Thoth's beak! You are impossibley stubborn." "Yeah, it's a gift.

Wha-what?" Her eyes fluttered open. "Nothing," I shouted. "We're being followed by a slaying machine. Go back to sleep.

We ran, plowing through another pile of peppers. [No, I didn't pick a peck of them, Sadie - just shut up.]

Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.

Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?

Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

Oh, god,” I said. “Sorry, sorry. Do I die now?” --Sadie to Zia

The House is in the house" Chapter 38

I have strong feelings for you, I just haven't decided if their positive or negitive yet.A

I racked my brain trying to remember the names of all of Nut’s five children. Bit difficult without my brother, the human Wikipedia, around to keep track of such trivia for me.

After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That’s fine for Carter, but I have standards.