Robert Lynn Asprin Quotes

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer

Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero

We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth