Robert Morley Quotes
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.
The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.
A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.
Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. 'Yes,' he said. 'Death would help.'
Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.
COUGHS. These are symptoms, not diseases. Take them to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.
We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something.
A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.
It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.
We are articulate but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence he sometimes says something.
I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman.