Ron White Quotes

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!

If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.

I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don't do a ton of it.

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy.

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.'