Ronnie Barker Quotes
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in the world.
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.
If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.