Rush Limbaugh Quotes
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.
You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.
Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!
The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.
Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.
The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is.
What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it!
The country will survive Obama, but it cannot survive the abject ignorance that elected him.
If you ever find that you only have an hour to live .... spend it with a liberal and it will seem like a year.
Government is not capable of caring. Government gets things done through coercion. They fine, they penalize, they tax, they confiscate, they jail, they bully to get what they want.
How many of you guys in your own experience with women have learned that no means yes, if you know how to spot it?
If you want to make a Conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a Liberal angry, tell him the truth.
When WOMEN got the right to vote is when it all went downhill. Because that's when votes started being cast with emotion and uh, maternal instincts that government ought to reflect.
I have not forgotten my story I want to tell Millennial women. I'm still waiting for them all to gather out there. I sent out a request for people to call Millennial that they know.
That's the definition of 'success' for the modern Democrat Party. As many people dependent on government as possible is the objective.
What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.
What is it with all of these young single white women? Overeducated - doesn't mean intelligent.
Feminists want to be treated as equals, but at the same time they want special treatment.
Liberals don't believe that ordinary people can do extraordinary things. If they promoted that, there'd be no need for liberalism.
The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that.
I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement — especially when walking behind it.
Slavery built the South. I'm not saying we should bring it back; I'm just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark.
I've had so many people tell me that they are shocked that AM radio still even exists with all the different listening options.
Free speech gives us the ability to react vigorously with effective arguments and expose the weakness and misdirection of the other side's claims.
There is no conclusive proof that nicotine's addictive... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease.
America is not a democracy. I think if your kids understood that - and most people don't. We are a representative republic. We're not a direct democracy.
The journalists are so devoted to Obama. They are such sycophants that they're worried about access.
There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
Nobody ever leaves the KGB, by the way. Once you're there, no matter what you say you've done next, nobody ever leaves the KGB.
I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn't offend anybody.
