Sam Lipsyte, The Ask Quotes

I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff of pure cocaine.

We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.

They weren’t like dolls, because dolls had no feelings. Kids had feelings, just not any remotely related to yours.

She liked reality shows the best, and then the shows that purported to be about reality.