Sam Quotes

Lose your smile and lose your customers.

My best work is often almost unconscious and occurs ahead of my ability to understand it.

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.

The questions don't do the damage. Only the answers do.

I was born by the river, in a little tent, and just like the river I've been running ever since.

I think any good actor is an anarchist. They have to be.

Only think of two things - the report of the pistol and the tape. When you hear one, run like hell until you break the other.

When we assist Him in His mission of saving souls, we too will be rescued in the process.

One hand washes the other...both hands wash the face.

I didn't set out to be famous; if I'd wanted that, I would have gone on Big Brother.

Prayer may not change things for you, but it for sure changes you for things.

You have to pay the price. You will find that everything in life exacts a price, and you will have to decide whether the price is worth the prize.

There are places where writing is acting and acting is writing. I'm not so interested in the divisions. I'm interested in the way things cross over.

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

Sometimes you have to get sad before you get happy 'cause otherwise how would you know the difference?

I always think everything is going to last forever, but nothing ever does. In fact nothing exists longer than an instant except the thing that we hold in memory

I worked around cattle all my life and I guess I learned all there is to know about it, and I think I can sum it all up in one thing: You can't drink coffee on a running horse.

Texas will again lift it's head and stand among the nations. It ought to do so, for no country upon the globe can compare with it in natural advantages.

Don't get so stuck in your ways that you can't change.

In the end, the game comes down to one thing: man against man. May the best man win.

I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me.

Everyone in my family is taken care of. And I enjoy this.

I have never met an author who was sorry he or she wrote a book. They are only sorry they did not write it sooner.

Seve Ballesteros was a million percent the best Ryder Cupper on either side of Europe and America.

Love as hard as you can, at all times

The most worthwhile things in life rarely come easy, this is a lesson I've always known. The journey continues.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

The real actor has a direct line to the collective heart.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Through PETA, we rescue animals in roadside zoos and circuses. They are some of the most abused animals in the country.

Ignore the conventional wisdom. If everybody else is doing it one way, there’s a good chance you can find your niche by going in exactly the opposite direction.

Ideas emerge from plays, not the other way around.

I believe in my mask-- The man I made up is me I believe in my dance-- And my destiny

Jesus Christ—who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens—can now be eaten in the form of a cracker

The two most important words I ever wrote were on that first Wal-Mart sign, ‘Satisfaction Guaranteed’. They're still up there, and they have made all the difference.

Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

The position of the Muslim community in the face of all provocations seems to be: Islam is a religion of peace, and if you say that it isn't, we will kill you.

Surround yourself with people you want to be around.

In the name of the constitution of Texas, which has been trampled upon, I refuse to take this oath. I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.

Being brave isnt supposed to be easy, but its the key to moving forward.

The ultimate goal of theology isn't knowledge, but worship.

A leader is someone who helps improve the lives of other people.

Religious moderation is the product of secular knowledge and scriptural ignorance.

Well, killing a man isn't clean and quick and simple. It's bloody and awful. And maybe if enough people come to realize that shooting somebody isn't just fun and games, maybe we'll get somewhere.

There is a great streak of violence in every human being. If it is not channeled and understood, it will break out in war or in madness.