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Scott Adams Quotes: "Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster."

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.



Scott Adams Quotes: "The only risk of failure is promotion."

The only risk of failure is promotion.




Scott Adams Quotes: "The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information."

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.




Scott Adams Quotes: "If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts."

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.



Scott Adams Quotes: "The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out."

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing."

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.




Scott Adams Quotes: "Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently."

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.



Scott Adams Quotes: "One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead."

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.



Scott Adams Quotes: "There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it."

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.



Scott Adams Quotes: "If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy."

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.




Scott Adams Quotes: "We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings."

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.



Scott Adams Quotes: "No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab."

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.



Scott Adams Quotes: "'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip."

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.



Scott Adams Quotes: "There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours."

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than a dollar spent on product improvement."

Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than a dollar spent on product improvement.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else."

Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.



Scott Adams Quotes: "The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar."

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.



Scott Adams Quotes: "To err is human. To cover it up is weasel."

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.



Scott Adams Quotes: "I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees."

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn."

Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.



Scott Adams Quotes: "I get mail; therefore I am."

I get mail; therefore I am.



Scott Adams Quotes: "The longer you verk here, diverse it gets."

The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room."

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.



Scott Adams Quotes: "When did ignorance become a point of view?"

When did ignorance become a point of view?



Scott Adams Quotes: "As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny."

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.



Scott Adams Quotes: "We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far."

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.



Scott Adams Quotes: "You can change only what people know, not what they do."

You can change only what people know, not what they do.



Scott Adams Quotes: "The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up."

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies."

Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions."

Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors."

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight."

Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.



Scott Adams Quotes: "And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing."

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.



Scott Adams Quotes: "No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot."

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.



Scott Adams Quotes: "People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred."

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.



Scott Adams Quotes: "I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet."

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.



Scott Adams Quotes: "In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'."

In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.



Scott Adams Quotes: "I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get."

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own."

Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own.



Scott Adams Quotes: "On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary."

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.



Scott Adams Quotes: "When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater."

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.



Scott Adams Quotes: "I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake."

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.



Scott Adams Quotes: "For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson."

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.



Scott Adams Quotes: "I try to avoid giving advice."

I try to avoid giving advice.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment."

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.



Scott Adams Quotes: "Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas."

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.



Scott Adams Quotes: "The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol."

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.