Scott Adams Quotes

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

Of the big five factors in happiness—flexible schedule, imagination, diet, exercise, and sleep—my pick for the most important is exercise.

Success caused passion more than passion caused success.

Theory of Evolution (Summary)First, there were some amoebas. Deviant amoebas adapted better to the environment, thus becoming monkeys. Then came Total Quality Management.

Things that will someday work out well start out well. Things that will never work start out bad and stay that way.

Losers have goals. Winners have systems.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.