Seth Grahame-Smith Quotes

I want to be judged harshly because that forces me to really sit down and focus.

I've always enjoyed reading history, particularly presidential biographies.

I've been a lifelong horror fan, but at the same time, I would say 90 percent of my reading is biographies and nonfiction history.

If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it.

My day job is making TV shows.

Pride and Prejudice' - perhaps more than any other Jane Austen book - is engrained in our literary consciousness.

Movie characters rarely get to think out loud or talk very much about their emotions. Instead they have to, very briefly, show their feelings through their action or through dialog.

Abraham, " he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend.""And I to see you dead.

Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.

What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it.

One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sp

In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money). In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.

...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.

I have read of the great wars of ages past, and men slaughtered by the tens of thousands. And we give but fleeting consideration to their deaths, for it is our nature to banish such thoughts.

Let us pray now for the future dead. Though we do not yet know their names, we know that there shall be far too many of them.