Seth Quotes

My dad always played Anne Murray in the car on the way to the dump when I was a kid.

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.

Mainstream media: 80% stuff someone told them. 10% stupidity. 10% arrogance.

The child plays at being an adult long before he is one, and so you can play with more desirable beliefs while you are still growing into that more beneficial picture.

No one can change your beliefs for you, nor can they be forced upon you from without.

You must learn to deal with your own beliefs directly or you will be forced to deal with them indirectly.

Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else.

I feel no sympathy for my food.

I mean, where I come from, 'communism' is not a terrible word.

You have to plan a lot and you have to be really smart about how you're spending your money.

I'm the person who writes most of my movies so every role is exactly what I want to be doing.

Every time I improvise I'm aware that I could be ruining what it is that we're doing and we'll just have to do it again.

There's just nothing funnier than, like, a guy awkwardly explaining to another guy that he's hurt his feelings, and then later, awkwardly, you know, forgiving him for doing that.

If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it.

I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.

I'm used to really struggling and facing a hard time to get things going, until I'm comfortable at all with them.

I know most people don't like their jobs very much and don't get a lot of personal satisfaction from their jobs. That's something that I really do get a lot of.

I guess it's a kind of a goal for any actor to be the lead of a movie. Not for ego reasons, but because it is creatively the biggest challenge.

For me to act natural and real but also try to be funny while doing that is hard.

Making [Pineapple Express] was a blast. I'd kind of gotten to the point professionally where I was pretty emotionally exhausted from making dramatic films.

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.

I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me.

People make fun of what I'm eating because they can tell I hate it. They know I am not happy eating healthy food. I look miserable - I look like I would rather be eating something else.

Really, if I'm honest, sci-fi is where my sensibility instinctively goes - I'm a big comic-book fan.

I liked actions movies. Jean-Claude Van Damme was a major influence on me at that point in my life.

Like Toy Story, the joke is all about exploring the secret world of these various everyday objects.

We really wanted it to be an action movie. Those are the movies that we love. We're big fans of like Shane Black movies, when we were younger - me and Evan [Goldberg].

Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant?

All my friends are talented enough to get nominated for awards. I just am always surprised when things and people I like are also liked by things like the Oscars.

I watch a lot of TV. I love nothing more than having a good TV show on DVD, to just plow through.

Luckily, due to my own ego, probably, I'm always quicker to blame other people.

Sometimes what you lose in the time it takes to let an actor do something that you don't like as a director, you gain in not shutting them down creatively by telling them their idea sucks.

It's always funny to find what people's button is.

I work under the assumption that, generally speaking, my taste and the taste of the Oscar voters are not one in the same.

The great thing about reading for Quentin [Tarantino] is you're not reading for him, he's reading with you. So he sits right next to you.

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

I eat well, and I exercise.

[I like] Die Hard and Paul Verhoeven movies. S - t like that.

We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter.

This s - t [smoked on scenes] called Wizard Smoke. I didn't like it. [James] Franco didn't have that hard of a time with it. Franco will smoke anything.

I don't weigh myself.

I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.

I didn't think I'd ever be an actor.

Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea.

I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.

Maybe it's just L.A., but [high school girls] look like men, like they would have kids and s - t.

Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.

I would only date a 15 year old high school girl.

[ I watched ] Spicoli in Fast Times, which isn't exactly a stoner movie, or The Big Lebowski, which I think is more than a stoner movie or Brad Pitt in True Romance.