Shaquille O'Neal Quotes

If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches.

I take that as an insult, even at 36.

A friend tweeted me with 'The Big Freeze.' I don't know about that one. I've got to go home, play around with the kids and figure something out. I'll have one.

You like that analogy? That was pretty good?

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.

I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them.

I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter I'm going to come out and do what I do.

But you can not compare Yao's stats to mine. You just can't compare it and I am playing everyone one-on-one.

Tell them it was a foul.

There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke.

Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.

I'm playing like Eric Dampier.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

Flash, take the game off. I'll go out and do the work.

I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he'll be fine.

I've won at every level, except college and pro.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

I've been an athlete that's sort of in advance; always thinking. After basketball I'd love to have my own radio show, my own TV show.

First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.

It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I'm just fortunate to have a good-looking face to where they recognize me.

The first movie [Grown Ups], people loved it and we felt that there were so many characters and so many good comic situations that there was enough material leftover for us to do a sequel.

You always have to take care of the sisters first, so my dad would buy Barbies and stuff and I wouldn't get anything. So I don't want any other kid to feel like that.

My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.