Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake Quotes
Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension.
People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme, " I lied.
The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen drawer.
It's so clear to me now: the memorizing of a fake prayer, the symbolization of objects, the struggle to relate to the invisible - I needed a religion. I was lost.
Perhaps if I'd had God in my life growing up I would have been able to understand the total and complete unfairness of the universe rewarding mean girls
There is a point in most abusive relationships when it occurs to the beaten party that they are guilty of putting their face in the way of someone else's fist.
Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up.
love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth.
I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly.
It should be noted that my mother has a long history of being disturbingly unperturbed by what normal people deem perturbing. Certain things simply don't strike her as worthy of a sit-down.
Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone.
How above-the-law children's books are. Hansel and Gretel (littering, breaking and entering), Rumpelstiltskin (forced labor), Snow White (conspiracy to commit murder), Rapunzel (break of contract).