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Steve Kluger Quotes: "Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven."

Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.



Steve Kluger Quotes: "The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in."

The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.




Steve Kluger Quotes: "A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes."

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.



Steve Kluger Quotes: ". . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar."

. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.




Steve Kluger Quotes: "Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself"

Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself



Steve Kluger Quotes: "Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction."

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.



Steve Kluger Quotes: "Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing."

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.




Steve Kluger Quotes: "Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men."

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.



Steve Kluger Quotes: "Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you."

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.



Steve Kluger Quotes: "It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place."

It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.



Steve Kluger Quotes: "And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a musical biography of Ronald Reagan"

And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a musical biography of Ronald Reagan



Steve Kluger Quotes: "Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?"

Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?




Steve Kluger Quotes: "T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning."

T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning.



Steve Kluger Quotes: "If I weren't so depressed, I'd kill myself."

If I weren't so depressed, I'd kill myself.



Steve Kluger Quotes: "My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off."

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.