Steve Merrick Quotes

My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.

BREXIT?So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.

Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.

I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.

Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse........

It looks as if British democracy died a few years ago, and nobody noticed.

I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.

How did I get where I am.” If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.

If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do......

Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.