Steven Morrissey Quotes

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.

I don't mind if you forget me. Having learned my lesson, I never left an impression on anyone.

I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the royal family - the so-called royal family.

No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.

You either approve of violence or you don't, and nothing on earth is more violent or extreme than the meat industry.

I'd rather produce art than become art.

I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money

Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself; and I don't need you or your benevolence to make sense.

It's so tedious that everyone must be defined.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

Well, I am an extremely beautiful person.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.

With the world's fate resting on your shoulder - you're gonna need someone on your side. You can't do it by yourself any longer - you're gonna need someone on your side.

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.

Nature is a language - can't you read?

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

On the day that your mentality Decides to catch up with your biology, Come 'round

I still prefer horses to human beings.

Although I don't have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England the more the British identity disappears.

I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving, England is mine and it owes me a living.

I find Christmas very difficult.

We Hate William and Kate

Most people keep their brains between their legs.

The sorrow of the IRA Brighton bombing is that Thatcher escaped unscathed.

I avoid people who I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia but also a habit.

The more you ignore me, the closer I get; you're wasting your time.

I have so much pride and love for the songs of The Smiths. However, I must ask you, if you come across any Smiths CDs, don't buy them, because all the money goes to that wretched drummer.

Life is a very serious business for the simple reason that nobody dies laughing.

I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.

I think flowers are very beautiful things. Very nice and innocent things. They don't harm anybody.

The Brits are ghastly. I never would accept a Brit. It would be like Laurence Olivier being happy getting a TV Times award.

I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate.

Music is like a drug, but there are no rehabilitation centres.

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.

I can't believe I'm 29. Where did the years go? Why did the years go?

So the life I have made May seem wrong to you But, I've never been surer It's my life to ruin My own way.

I'm not very good at being dull.

There are some bad people on the rise; they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives.

The Queen is the ultimate dictator.

Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm; just another false alarm.

Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

Even now - in the final hour of my life - I'm falling in love again.

The word 'indie' is meaningless now. It's so over-used that people think it simply means green hair.

I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.

Well, I'm a Catholic by birth and you can never shed it.

God, come down, if you're really there - Well, you're the one who claims to care!