Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Fancy Pants Quotes

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled

Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.

This is a perfect example of how entirely out of hand the women in this country have gotten. You act like men aren't anything more than extraneous amusements, little toys to keep you entertained.

Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta.