T Cooper Quotes

It is okay to cut your wife's throat as long as you are rich, famous—and black.

If a principle exists it must be immutable, for that is what a principle is - a truth standing apart from the mood of the times.

Without the institution of slavery, civilization would never have been achieved, for no one could ever have done anything intellectual if he had to spend all his time hewing and digging and fighting.

[Walking's] overwhelming advantage is that it can be done by anyone, anytime, anywhere-and it doesn't even look like exercise.

I used to think that it didn't make any difference how far you ran if you had a good, strong musculoskeletal system and no underlying cardiovascular problems.

Psychotherapy -- A long, drawn out process consisting of subtle probings of the human mind, whereby women are blamed for all of Freud's shortcomings.

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.

Each child’s story is worthy of telling. There shouldn’t be a sliding scale of death. The weight of it is crushing.

Politics was his passion, but he wasn't suited for the rough-and-tumble of the game. He felt things too deeply. There was no wall between his head and his heart.

The things I can't do are the things I have yet to learn.

It's wisest always to be so clad that our friends need not ask us for our names.

Being in 'Us Weekly' does not make you famous.

We don't fight about music. We don't fight about artistic direction. The things like that we could fight about, we really don't. We are pretty lucky for that.

Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison and Pablo Picasso.

Old enough to be drafted but not old enough to vote.

You ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I'd resuscitate you.

The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.

There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us.

It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.

Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band.

So what this is is us, our personalities refined down on to a stage performance. In other words, the way we play is the end product of the way we live - we live in the cities, you see.

She gets a hundred for her body and a nickel for her soul.

Two of the guys that were honorary Vampires - Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix - had already died at 27. And they were certainly archangels in our group.

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get

We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us.

It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.

Everybody was at the top of their game at that point, in the early '70s.

I'm hidden in the scream when the virgin dies, I'm the ache in the belly when your baby cries, and I'm the burning sensation when the convict fries.

I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.

If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.

She didn't know that there was more of me, she'd have to learn to love all four of me.

Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.

He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.

I'm eighteen, and I don't know what I want.

Rock should never be in bed with politics.

Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.

The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk.

I always think that you should be striving to write your best song.

Make that money run like honey on your tongue.

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose.

I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.

There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.

I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected.

She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.