T Cooper Quotes

You see people walking down the street with ear buds on and looking at this or whatever, talking to themselves. So there's more and more opportunity to never be where we actually are and just be.

Don't fall in love with a bonobo, because it's gonna die.

I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

True courage is cool and calm. The bravest of men have the least of a brutal, bullying insolence, and in the very time of danger are found the most serene and free.

Conservative think tanks like the Heritage Foundation and Cato Institute have criticized Bush for his big increases in spending, which far exceed those of the Clinton era.

I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.

I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.

What you do to prevent further felonious assault, as long as the felon is still capable of action, is justified.

There ain't many troubles that a man caint fix With seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six.

The essential thing is to bear always in mind that trouble can appear at any time. Be aware.Be ready.Be alert.

Hope is the most treacherous of all human fancies.

And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.

The reason I exercise is for the quality of life I enjoy.

If you have butterflies in your stomach ask them into your heart.

I stupidly ignored education completely. I found it dull and I preferred to cause chaos and have fun. I regret this massively now.

Don't try to be fancy. Shoot for the center of mass. The world is full of decent people. Criminals we can do without.

Government is afraid that people may think the worst and panic about these creepy horrible invaders. So the idea is: We have to avoid panic by all means.

Define what the product will do before you design how the product will do it.

I don't think you can shock an audience anymore. Me cutting my head off is a great illusion, but when you turn on CNN and there's a guy really getting his head cut off, it does dilute what I did.

Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

To love the public, to study universal good, and to promote the interest of the whole world, as far as lies within our power, is the height of goodness, and makes that temper which we call divine.

I get so annoyed by famous people who have not actually written the books they slap their names on.

It is the surgeon’s duty to tranquillize the temper, to beget cheerfulness, and to impart confidence of recovery.

President Clinton was able to achieve budget surpluses despite a divided government.

Anyone who is aware of his environment knows that the peril of physical assault does exist, and that it exists everywhere and at all times.

I never say too much about that in public interviews, because it disappoints the public to tell them you're not that crazy about a property you did that possibly they liked.

Individuality is the aim of political liberty.

There's only one thing you can use against pure logic, and that's common sense.

Woman's cause is one and universal.

Give me an authentic woman, and I'm happy.

When I'm into a woman, I literally can't stop staring. I'm like a little kid. I become completely entranced.

We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.

I believe that these extra-terrestrial vehicles and their crews are visiting this planet from other planets, which obviously are a little more technically advanced than we are here on earth.

Love is love, whether it goes on two legs or four.

Death is appalling to those of the most iron nerves, when it comes quietly and in the stillness and solitude of night.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.

An armed man, especially if he is armed with a firearm, is dangerous as long as he is conscious. Take no chances. Put him out.

Most governments are designed to protect the government from the people, whereas the United States government was organized to protect the people from the government.

Form follows function straight to hell.

In terms of the people that President [Donald] Trump is going to have around him, the cabinet. Predominantly white, predominantly male.

For Drake is no longer in his hammock, children, nor is Arthur somewhere sleeping, and you may not lie idly expecting the second coming of anybody now, because the world is yours and it is up to you.

I think he's Will 's partying a lot in Cabo. I think he's running a brothel. I don't know what he's doing.

Everyone says buying your first apartment makes you feel like an adult. What no one mentions is that selling it turns you right back into a child.

The one who anticipates the action wins. The one who does not, loses.

The press, like fire, is an excellent servant, but a terrible master.

It's a compliment to me to hear you screaming.

I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.