T Cooper Quotes

Well madam, have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose? Boxing is my excuse. What's yours?

Men do not greet one another like this ... except perhaps at rugby club dinners.

School's out forever, school's been blown to pieces.

It's harder than you might think to squander millions of dollars, but a flawed software development process is a tool well suited to the job.

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

The rifle is the queen of weapons and its effective use is one of the greatest satisfactions available to man.

Let your attacker worry about his life. Don't hold back. Strike no more after he is incapable of further action, but see that he is stopped.

If you must use your hands, use them with all the strength you possess... If you choose to strike, by all means strike hard.

For the majority of English people there are only two religions, Roman Catholic, which is wrong, and the rest, which don't matter.

I came into this life, looked all around. I saw just what I liked and took what I found.

Life has no remote get up and change it yourself.

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"

I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that.

And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.'

Therefore, if you are attacked, retaliate instantly. Be sudden. Be quick. Speed is your salvation.

How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Exercise is a journey, not a destination. It must be continued for the rest of your life. We do not stop exercising because we grow old - we grow old because we stop exercising.

After 26 years, I am still practicing what I preach.

If you are too fond of new remedies, first you will not cure your patients; secondly, you will have no patients to cure.

Since then, I have not missed five consecutive days in getting some type of aerobic exercise, mostly jogging.

Over the years, Ive covered 22,000 miles.

At the rate science proceeds, rockets and missiles will one day seem like buffalo - slow, endangered grazers in the black pasture of outer space.

I have made many mistakes myself; in learning the anatomy of the eye I dare say, I have spoiled a hatfull; the best surgeon, like the best general, is he who makes the fewest mistakes.

If you're at the end of your rope . . . untie the knot in your heart.

History, like love, is so apt to surround her heroes with an atmosphere of imaginary brightness.

So I've broadened the fitness concept to make it one of moderation and balance.

If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging.

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

Knowledge is a plant of slow growth.

That's the thing about suicide. Try as you might to remember how a person lived his life, you always end up thinking about how he ended it.

Whatever happens, believe that the journey is worth taking, and then you will reach its end.

I knew I loved it because I could take the failures. I was like a professional fighter - they're beat 20 times in a row and they just want that one win.

When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time you have to go to the bathroom?

I don't think there are answers. I think there are thoughts.

There is a melancholy which accompanies all enthusiasm.

The greatest of fools is he who imposes on himself, and in his greatest concern thinks certainly he knows that which he has least studied, and of which he is most profoundly ignorant.

Men of sense are really all of one religion. But men of sense never tell what it is.

It's easier and more cost effective to maintain good health, than to regain it once it's lost.

Candor is a proof of both a just frame of mind, and of a good tone of breeding. It is a quality that belongs equally to the honest man and to the gentleman.

Because I am untrained I approach my designs in an unconstrained way and I feel a freedom in this. It is unconventional but it means outcomes are not limited by traditional boundaries.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Just how do I design if not with prototyping? An excellent question. The short answer is 'on paper.'

Computers no longer interface with humans--they interact, and the interaction will become steadily deeper, more subtle, and more crucial to our collective sanity and ultimate survival.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".

While flying with several other USAF pilots over Germany in 1957, we sighted numerous radiant flying discs above us. We couldn't tell how high they were. We couldn't get anywhere near their altitude.

Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.