T Cooper Quotes

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

For a comedy to work, magic has to happen.

I was nervous. I mean, I'd met the Beatles, and Elvis, and everybody, but this was Salvador Dalí . This was like my history.

It's a big flash of all these things and whatever you take out of that statement's one statement, one mind, one statement, one act, one show, and all the songs are one.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

America owes most of its social prejudices to the exaggerated religious opinions of the different sects which were so instrumental in establishing the colonies.

Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.

Breaking news is a thing that's on TV all day. 10 or 15 years ago, breaking news would get everybody around the table because it was going to be something huge.

Every performance is completely its own thing.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

You don't throw away a whole life just because it's banged up a little.

Christ, in the parable of the vine dressers, has taught us a sublime lesson of justice, by showing that to the things which are not our own, we can have no just claim.

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'

Life's complicated and people do things for a lot of reasons. I think if you live in a black-and-white world, you're gonna suffer a lot. I used to be like that. But I don't believe that anymore.

The very existence of government at all, infers inequality. The citizen who is preferred to office becomes the superior of those who are not, so long he is the repository of power.

You must survive with grace. You must do so gallantly. How archaic these terms seem to us in our modern world. There is little grace or gallantry in commerce or politics and not much in art.

Never be late. When you're late, what you're saying is that your time is more important than the other person's time. That's pretty egotistical.

I had a couple come in with a negative amortization mortgage on a house that costs way too much relative to their income. They're consuming real estate, not investing in it.

A refined simplicity is the characteristic of all high bred deportment, in every country, and a considerate humanity should be the aim of all beneath it.

Superstition is a quality that seems indigenous to the ocean.

Our submission defines our authority

These families, you know, are our upper crust, not upper ten thousand.

Everybody says it, and what everybody says must be true.

On the human imagination events produce the effects of time.

City people live the city. We live in L.A., New York, we live in places where it's chaotic and you never know what's gonna happen. And that's the music - you never know what's gonna happen.

My 80s were the best years of my life!

You Don't Have to Go Home from Work Exhausted!

So if I keep making mistakes on Broadway or tape or film, producing, directing or acting, I can go along and do it - so long as I'm not investing too much capital in these things.

Its about letting go so you can get what what you want.

My lectures were highly esteemed, but my operations less thought of, so that I am of opinion that my operations rather kept down my practice, than increased it.

If it's boring, then it's tiring.

We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith.

True features make the beauty of a face, and true proportions the beauty of architecture.

From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans.

The face of Truth is not less fair and beautiful for all the counterfeit visors which have been put upon her.

It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.

Gravity is of the very essence of imposture; it does not only mistake other things, but is apt perpetually almost to mistake itself.

You jot down ideas, memories, whatever, concerning your real life that somehow parallels the character you're playing, and you incorporate that in your scene work.

Remember that there is nothing in God but what is godlike; and that He is either not at all, or truly and perfectly good.

Listen at me. The end is almost never far off any time at all!

Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?

I would be virtuous for my own sake, though nobody were to know it; as I would be clean for my own sake, though nobody were to see me.

Take the veto. Bush is the first president since James Garfield in 1881 not to veto a single bill. Garfield only had six months in office; Bush has had over four years.

In the end, all it takes is one small action, by one person. One at a time.

Wine has made me bold, but not foolish; has induced me to say silly things, but not do them.

Vegas is purposefully constructed as a self-enclosed and isolated biosphere, sort of what a recreational colony built on the moon might be like.

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead.

The police had already found the cartridges and the rifles and the bag in the Texas School Depository and within a half an hour, those facts were known.

It took the first 204 years of our Nation's history to accumulate $1 trillion in debt. And now we are doing that every 2 or 3 years.