T La Rock Quotes

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There's smoke in my iris, but I painted a sunny day on the insides of my eyelids

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

It's not that I'm Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes now, but I've got my priorities in order.

The only bridge I've ever burned along this legacy I dance is the one that linked the cities of prosperity and chance.

Dream a little dream, Or you can live a little dream I'd rather live it 'Cause dreamers always chase But never get it

I'm just tryin to be somebody I can talk to in the morning with a smile.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

I'm notorious for giving a bad interview. I'm an actor and I can't help but feel I'm boring when I'm on as myself.

Too bad your inner sheep never forgets to follow.

I didn't come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made my lunch. I got a car when I was sixteen. I'm proud of that.

They believed you can't mix rock, country, and rap, and that crossover is dead. I always knew it would work. And it will always work as long as you're really into it and like what you're doing.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The older I get, the less I care about what’s cool. I realize I’m old and weird.

I'm Mozart with a focus on the tide Hiding the inconsistencies of man behind water and wine

Steve Jobs is a national treasure. He is so visionary, and so bright. I had to fire him, though.

I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics.

Everyone you have ever loved in your life becomes a part of your soul. They never leave. They're always inside you, and you can bring them out whenever you want.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

The alleycats manipulate the blocks with gutter magic

I've learned I don't like being around people too much. It's hard to stand around and make conversation with people I've learned. But I do want to be the guy that can do it easily.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Armchair hater, I wouldn't piss on your coffin But when I see your picture I draw dicks on it.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.

If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

I could care less about what people think. I'm a Devil Without A Cause.

You cannot conceive, nor can I, of the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God.

I am not happy that I am sick. I am not happy that I have AIDS. But if that is helping others, I can at least know that my own misfortune has had some positive worth.

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.

Someone asked me once what my philosophy of life was, and I said some crazy thing. I should have said, how the hell do I know?

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb.

The overall message is that no matter what you want to do in life, don't give up.

You can't get someone to like something they aren't feeling. After you press play, there isn't anything you can do.

I was the little white kid who rocked the turntables

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

I think what I've learned out of this lifetime is you should be proud of where you come from.

It's me. I chose this. I chose all of this — this rock has been waiting for me my entire life. I’ve been moving towards it my whole life.

Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.