Teresa Bloomingdale Quotes

Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence?

A surefire method of setting up regular communication with your kids is to get a job in an office which discourages personal phone calls. Your kids will then call you every hour on the hour.

to balance my own checkbook each month, I simply record whatever is necessary in the following manner: '37 cents to cover embezzlement by somebody at the bank.

No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours.

Take it from me: no matter how few or how many children you have, or how little or how much money you make, your expenses are going to exceed your income by approximately a hundred dollars a month.