Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents Quotes
Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.
But there was more to it than that. As the Amazing Maurice said, it was just a story about people and rats. And the difficult part of it was deciding who the people were, and who were the rats.
A good motto in life, he'd reckoned, was: don't eat anything that glows.
I am not so blind that I can't see darkness.