The Unit Quotes

My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.

I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.

How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.

I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.

I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

Everyone has flaws. It's a matter of finding the ones you can live with.

The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden.

I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!

If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.

Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.

I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself.

I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.

Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something.

I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.

I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.

I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here.

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realize I was going to get educated.

single people without children have a "childish sensitivity and are unwilling or unable to compromise or fit in

I had a friend whose family had dinner together every day. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. It just seemed so amazing to me.

The truth ain't pretty. That's how you can identify it.

You need to manage your expectations. You'll live longer.