Thomas Chandler Haliburton Quotes
Fun has no limits. It is like the human race and face; there is a family likeness among all the species, but they all differ.
One of the old philosophers says that it is the part of wisdom to sometimes seem a fool; but in our day there are too many ready-made ones to render this a desirable policy.
It is easier to make money than to save it. One is exertion, the other, self-denial.
People have no right to make fools of themselves, unless they have no relations to blush for them.
As soon as a woman begins to dress "loud," her manners and conversation partake of the same element.
Women will sometimes confess their sins, but I never knew one to confess her faults.
He who sports compliments, unless he takes good aim, may miss his mark, and be wounded by the recoil of his own weapon.
Lawyers are like spiders, they've eat up all the flies, and I guess they'll have to eat each other soon.
A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.
