Ti West Quotes

If you want a baby have a new one. Don't baby the old one.

Marriage is a great institution but I'm not ready for an institution.

When women go wrong men go right after them.

Dennis Thatcher husband of Margaret Thatcher when asked who wore the pants in his house said "I do and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men domestic and foreign.

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes. It takes more gut and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own.

Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by a madness which forces them to commit the very acts which makes it certain that what they dread shall happen.

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.

I used to be snow-white . . . but I drifted.

When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

It is the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires.

Between two evils I always picked the one I never tried before.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it and they can't ever take that away from you.

So prodigal was I of youth Forgetting I was young I worshipped dead men for their strength Forgetting I was strong.

Ambition old as mankind the immemorial weakness of the strong.

The trouble about man is twofold. He cannot learn truths which are too complicated he forgets truths which are too simple.

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm you'll never enjoy the sunshine.

Virtue has its own reward but no sale at the box office.

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.

It's a terrific book and I can't wait for the movie, " says Phillip Adams on Late Night Live, ABC Radio National.

Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.

My paintings capture the humor, zaniness, and depth of the Batman villains as well as the Freudian motivations of Batman as an all-too-human, venerable, and funny vigilante superhero.

I get called 'Mayor West' a lot in airports. I've been very fortunate to have a fan base that keeps growing, and the work gets such a warm response and humor from people.

I've hung on for a long time in this business and had some success, and I think it's keeping an open mind and being curious and having a sense of humor about oneself that's important.

Fear of failure, it's the greatest motivational tool. It drives me and drives me and drives me.

Yet as a team, we can pull together to do some incredible work.

I have no patience with dinosaurs.

Faithfulness to the past can be a kind of death above ground. Writing of the past is a resurrection the past then lives in your words and you are free.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

I've always wanted to find the rules that govern everything. It's amazing that such rules exist. It's even more amazing that we can find them.

Travel is the most private of pleasures. There is no greater bore than the travel bore. We do not in the least want to hear what he has seen in Hong Kong.

It is very east to forgive others their mistakes it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own.

I think our Batman had to be fun, light-hearted, funny, tongue-in-cheek... and I think that made kind of an homage to those earlier comic books, where Batman always had a quip or something.

I have the curse of thinking funny!

We want the facts to fit the preconceptions. When they don't it is easier to ignore the facts than to change the preconceptions.