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Tim Dorsey Quotes: "I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it."

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?"

My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?




Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush."

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird."

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.




Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Nothing builds confidence like live ammo."

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops."

Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them."

Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.




Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks."

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up."

It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must"

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work."

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me."

There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me.




Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!"

Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation."

These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Our political process appears to be a toxic dance of mutually assured destruction that takes all the citizens down with you, and that can't be right. So I've prepared a little experiment."

Our political process appears to be a toxic dance of mutually assured destruction that takes all the citizens down with you, and that can't be right. So I've prepared a little experiment.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh."

But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh.



Tim Dorsey Quotes: "Do you think heaven's like that?Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead."

Do you think heaven's like that?Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead.