Tim Quotes

[Y]ou can tell a true war story by its absolute and uncompromising allegiance to obscenity and evil.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of his head were no candy or prizes, just a few stray beetles of various sizes.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

I have lived according to rules that I embrace, but I don't feel like my job is to force others to embrace the rules that I embrace for myself.

Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people.

You have no control over other people's taste, so focus on staying true to your own.

I really believe things happen for a reason, and sometimes that reason isn't revealed until much much, much, much later.

A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.

We need actions that are really coming from people's souls.

Certainly no valid answer is ever gained by excluding any factors of the problem; that was the Puritans' error.

I don't judge my self-worth as a football player. Football is something I love. It's a fun career deal, but it's not what I want to do with my life, because I see football as a game.

The only difference between resigning and resigning is a hyphen.

The depth of talent in Israel is just spectacular. I was very excited by it because when you cast in LA, you tend to see a lot of the same faces on lists for various parts.

Where you innovate, how you innovate, and what you innovate are design problems.

I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s.

Pacifists become militants. Freedom fighters become tyrants. Blessings become curses. Help becomes hindrance. More becomes less.

If you want to grow in writing songs that will express the wonders of God, immerse yourself in God.

It's funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it's all you ever think about.

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

It’s the whole cat and mouse game between the readers and writers that makes the web work.

We can take absolutely anything that runs on PC or high-end console and run it on Tegra...I didn't think that we'd be at this level on mobile for another 3 - 4 years.

Man is the only animal to borrow tools.

A hacker to me is someone creative who does wonderful things.

When you allegorize, you're gonna get everybody saved somehow.

When our assists lead to baskets, that's us playing our best, and we begin knocking down shots.

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

When I'm away from basketball, I'm the biggest kid. I do a good job of keeping myself sane. But on the other hand, I'm more of a solitary guy, glad to be left alone.

Our message, to people around the country and around the world, is this: Apple is open. Open to everyone, regardless of where they come from, what they look like, how they worship or who they love.

As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another

Excitement is the more practical synonym for happiness, and it is precisely what you should strive to chase. It is the cure-all.

The tories major announcement was to scrap the human rights act, because and I quote 'people get very frustrated with human rights'.

You can protest, you can protest peacefully, but keep things civil.

I think the nation as a whole has a role in making sure that each individual, each citizen maximizes one's potential.

Ultimately we have got to co-operate for our common destiny.

When I die and I'm lucky enough or fortunate enough and brave enough throughout my life to get into Heaven and I see Octavia Spencer sitting there then all is good.

It's dark already and I'm out here again, talking, telling the story to the quiet night.

I'm just another guy starting out.

The goal is not to simply eliminate the bad, which does nothing more than leave you with a vacuum, but to pursue and experience the best in the world.

Everyone has a best feature, so find clothes and accessories to accentuate those, whether it’s your shoulders or your long legs!

[The internet] ought to be like clay, rather than a sculpture that you observe from a distance.

What new technology does is create new opportunities to do a job that customers want done.

When something is such a creative medium as the web, the limits to it are our imagination.

When I was growing up, Dr. Seuss was really my favorite. There was something about the lyrical nature and the simplicity of his work that really hit me.

When I was a kid, my step dad started this business and would go out and get lost cows and stuff. He was part-time truck driver, farmer and cowboy. He taught me how to ride from an early age.

I think the enemy is self-censorship. In a free society the biggest danger is that you're afraid to the point where you censor yourself.

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

The curse of Adam and Eve that fell upon the earth because of their sin will be lifted when Christ returns.

All of our theology must eventually become biography.