Tim Quotes

There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me.

Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!

These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.

Our political process appears to be a toxic dance of mutually assured destruction that takes all the citizens down with you, and that can't be right. So I've prepared a little experiment.

But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh.

It always feels good to win, it's always tough to lose.

When you have to stop and think about things is when they go wrong.

Standing on the court and holding up that trophy - it's so great you want to keep doing it over and over again.

I've never gotten too high or too low. It only messes you up.

If we win, I'm happy. The rest of it is just stuff.

I've always respected [Michael Jordan] but I've never been a fan of his [Jordan's].Because everybody else is.

I have always liked knives. Then somebody gave me one. Then somebody gave me another one. Then I liked having them and started buying them. I started finding ones I liked, ones with funky blades.

Stephon Marbury is the bomb. He is going to be so good.

I'm not serious most of the time.

Karl Malone used a lot of veteran stuff that I thought was cool.

I like R&B. I listen to music, not singers.

I was a big Magic Johnson fan. And I guess people who knew that gave a name that... In that vein. I tried to play like him.

I think Kevin Garnett is going to be really good at some point.

I would have loved to play against Bill Russell. He was such a force.

Your mind is your prison when you focus on your fear.

It is better to know what to fear than to say 'no fear.'

Basically the most fun part about the first day of anything is buying all the supplies.

The coolest thing you can become is yourself.

My mother had a book club that would dissolve into opening wine.

I'm from the ADHD generation, to be honest - I genuinely was on Ritalin in middle school - so I'm most comfortable with a hundred things going on at once. It's deadlines that get pesky.

The thing I miss about performing is being with people.

I think for me the trick is not to aim to impress or to even try to make people laugh but instead to tell the truth.

One of the bigger misconceptions of learning is that many skills take a lifetime to get world-class at, or 10,000 hours to become world-class at.

I have plenty of money to do what I want to do, and I have the relationships.

$1,000,000 in the bank isn't the fantasy. The fantasy is the lifestyle of complete freedom it supposedly allows.

If you spend your time, worth $20-25 per hour, doing something that someone else will do for $10 per hour, it's simply a poor use of resources.

Most people can do absolutely awe-inspiring things. Sometimes they just need a little nudge.

The manifesto of the dealmaker is simple: Reality is negotiable.

Compile your to-do list for tomorrow no later than this evening.

The downstream effects are unknown. Do your best and hope for the best. If you're improving the world-however you define that-consider your job well done.

I have scary eyes. I look like the guy in 'American History X,' yes. I remember coming home from school and asking my mum if I could get an eye transplant, and of course she declined.

Fear is your friend. It is an indicator. Sometimes it shows you what you shouldn't do, more often than not it shows you what you should do.

Language learning deserves special mention. It is, bar none, the best thing you can do to hone clear thinking.

Rather than spend my life on data entry and typing, I also take photos on my iPhone of business cards, wine labels, menus, or anything I want to have searchable on-the-run.

Don’t follow a model that doesn't work. If the recipe sucks, it doesn't matter how good a cook you are.

The commonsense rules of the "real world" are a fragile collection of socially reinforced illusions.

I'm not a fan of idleness, except in small doses.

I open each class with an explanation of the singular importance of being a "dealmaker." The manifesto of the dealmaker is simple: Reality is negotiable.

Doing less is not being lazy. Don't give in to a culture that values personal sacrifice over personal productivity.

Be bold and don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often anyway.

The bottom line is that you only have the rights you fight for.

Unbeknownst to most fun-loving bipeds, not all stress is bad. Indeed, the New Rich don't aim to eliminate all stress. Not in the least.

For most people, life would be boring without meaningful work.

I didn't even like white wine. Then I tasted it and bought a case. It was the first case of any wine I'd ever bought.

Happiness can be bought with a bottle of wine and has become ambiguous through overuse.