Toba Beta, Master Of Stupidity Quotes

The only order in the universe is just a cycle of calm and chaos.

Smartass Disciple: Master, where is exactly the edge of this universe ?Master of Stupidity: Edge is wherever the absence of universal gravity.

Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ?Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing' in spaceless.

We ain't alone in this universe.We just don't wanna be disturbed.

Trying to eliminate worldly temptations only makes our spiritual growth limited.

Value is more expensive than price.

Nobody me without my enemy.

Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin? Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin.

Books exceed authors' lifespan.

Being positive reckons the unexpected.

I don't pretend to love someone who hurts me.I do something that prevent us hurting each other.

Everybody feel pain except a woman who kicks a man in the balls.

We begin to learn wisely when we're willing to see world from other people's perspective.

O: Hey youngman, you should respect me!Y: Hey oldman, you should understand me!

No perspective, no perception.New perspective, new perception.

When you're at peace, you embrace the eternity.When you're confused, you be dazzled by doomsday.

Mujizat gampang terlihat dari sudut pandang takhayul.Miracles are easily seen from superstitious perspective.

Can't even feel dissapointed when seeingheaven ain't as wonderful as ever expected.

Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ?Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be celebrated as ascension day.

Politics is applied anywhere, even in heaven.

Don't talk about heaven if you've never been to Bali.

To react is one's choice.

Respect toward others can't be imposed.It's a blessing...or learning the hard way.

With the persistent loud voice, fool asks us to respect serenity.

Don't fool yourself by look so humblewhereas the thing you want is respect.

Do you understand what I'm saying?Pardon? I just wanna hear you talking.

Never explain yourself to people, just make them feel you.

Hard to accept the end of a story that won the villain against heroes.

Many stories magnify a fact.

I'd prefer her story than history.

Your arrogance doesn't cheapen me.

If you can cope the pride when winning, then you can confront despair when lose.

The inventors of tools enhance civilization, but the author of ideas enables them to invent.

I've been through hell in this life, yet risen up and survived.I felt pity after heard that boy's preaching about motivation.

You can't get attention of one who focused on himself.

When you try to persistently abolish hatred, at that very moment...you lose focus on love.

It ain't just about writing on some documents, author writes on to the readers' heart and mind.

Gift ain't what you take by effort, as swag ain't what you worthy have.

It's so tempting to resist a little gift when you're expecting the otherwise.

Ideas are seeds of existence in absolute emptiness.Creative words are the building blocks of such ideas.

Nothing Is Unusual (NIU).

The same thought resonates.

Our consciousness is a proof of our existence in this life.It's a chance given to us, to find a way to reach the eternity.

Many want to live long, and ignore pangs of eternity.

Live happy in lovingkindness.

The mother-earth may not like the way we preserve her...if any.

Earth is the largest being on this planet.

Holiness on earth is a spiritual fantasy.

People with dimple have a divine role in this universe: smile!

I hate when you have to smile for me..so nice if you'd do that spontaneously.