Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird Quotes
If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?
Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?
You can’t believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn’t send you, no matter whether or not you like it.
"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."
I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?
I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.