Tom Upton Quotes
If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?
It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.
Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?
Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.
Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.
You can’t believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn’t send you, no matter whether or not you like it.
Some people are born to weirdness, ” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.
Your dad and I have been talking.”“You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.
I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.
All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.
I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?
"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."