Trey Parker Quotes

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I can feel myself dying inside.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

I find Mormons adorable.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

All the religions are super funny to me.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.