Tucker Carlson Quotes

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

The war on Christmas. This is the most ridiculous right wing talking point I have ever lived through.The idea is that liberals want to get rid of Christmas.

I think [Pat] Buchanan is far too easily and glibly dismissed.

I don't think all people yearn for freedom, actually. I think they yearn for stability.

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.

I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to.

The economic base of that rural Oregon area used to be manufacturing and logging. And that went away and they feel nobody has been speaking to them and finally Donald Trump has spoken to them.

It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?

American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It didn't seem very effective. They seem to be worried about winning the respect of other people.

I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street.

If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people.

Studies have shown people listen to TV than watch it.

The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.

To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it?

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.

That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?

Yes, older drivers are more likely to injure themselves and others when they get behind the wheel. But if you take that away, that is really the last lifeline a lot of elderly people have.

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.

I'm for moral blackmail when it comes to putting away child molesters.

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

I'm from rural Oregon, Yamhill County, a farm four miles out of a town of 1,000 people and that town is overwhelmingly pro-Trump.

I'm a small government conservative.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

Life is short. You die before you think you're going to. Don't waste it in college unless you're doing something real. My view.

I think Canadians, they may be offended that I pointed out that they're stalking us. But at least we're paying attention.

I believe my friends and neighbors there are misguided. I think they are not going to get what they hoped for. But they feel betrayed by the Democratic and Republican establishment.

Television and the way we watch is going to change dramatically in the next year.

If you look at my columns I precisely said we have to avoid that. That it's important not to stereotype [Donald] Trump voters.

I would encourage people to go to NYTIMES.com and read this column and you can see for yourself.

You cannot compare me to somebody who makes apologies for Hitler. And I don't think Putin is comparable.

I'm not vouching for Putin's character, he seems like a shady guy. Hard to see why he's a threat was.

I don't think that [thew are bigots] of [Donald Trump] supporters. Those supporters are from my hometown - I understand that suffering. I have written about it repeatedly from my hometown.

I don't notice any sympathy for them in [ Nicholas Kristof] column. If you're writing a column saying the people for Trump are Nazis and Klansman and North Korean dictators.

Canadians are always asking the questions the rest of us are afraid to ask.

Republicans can't run for office without the support of business.

All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.

Christianity isn't dead. It still has the capacity to scare people. It still gives people the creeps, which means there is still some power behind the religion, as sort of watered down as it can be.

Why is this generation looking to aging icons like John Lennon and Bob Dylan for inspiration? Why not raising up their own icons?