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I am a dog that loves my fleas.

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Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

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Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.

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I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

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I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

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The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

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