Vinnie Jones Quotes

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

I got into moisturiser when I played football. If you're out in all weathers you have to take care of your face.

I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've plenty of bows to my string.

Film is like football - you join a team, get close to one or two people, then never hear from them again. I don't get emotionally involved. Do one, move on.

Awareness about heart disease has got to be raised.

Look at me - I was the boo boy for years and years. Did I ever think I would end up in Hollywood or the FA Cup final? No, I didn't.

All of my shows involve men in tights. It's a bit bizarre, really.

I buy hats like women buy shoes. I have well over 150.

Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago. He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander!

People say, 'I love 'Snatch,' I love 'Lock Stock,'' but I want to be more than a movie name. I'd love to be more of a household name.

John Wayne never ever disappointed his fans, because he was a cowboy.

For some people, becoming a parent does change them, but it never changed me.

I do my independent stuff where it's real acting if you like. Intense, drama stuff. I love me actions.

After 'Big Brother,' people came up to me in the street shouting, 'You woz robbed!'

I was captain of Wales; I've been captain of numerous football clubs.

I love goofing around, and I love breaking people's balls. I do it off camera, as well as on camera.

I was offered 'I'm A Celebrity...' for a lot of money, but I don't like the level of degradation.

My parents split when I was 13. For a youngster, it's quite devastating. One minute you're all happy families, then everything changes.

For years in football I was angry with the game, angry with pundits and, a lot of the time, angry with the journalists writing about me. All that changed when I got my break in movies.