W.D. Frank Quotes

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.

Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.

Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?

The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.

Information doesn't kill you.

Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.

Never bend over for a Christian.

It's raw, unbridled superstition for these people to claim that words can harm you.

All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.

They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Well Mike, I'm abnormal.

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

Brown shoes don't make it.

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.

Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

Hair growing out every hole in me.

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.